face="Transistor">THE REUTECH STAFF

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first three photos are all about the senior V.P. of Reutech,
Stirling Hastings. The top photo shws Mr. Hastings with his
secratary and his personal trainer. The personal trainer (YES,
THE BEAR) is employed by many members of reutech. The second
photo shows a model of Mr. Hasting estate, he made it out of
popsicle sticks at the last REUTECH seminar. The third picture
shows the view from Mr. Hastings bathroom. we were going to show
the view from the kitchen, but the natives that live directly
outside it believe that the camera will take away their souls.

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The above photos are of
none other than Americas favorite junior V.P.s. Given the success
of their newest sitcom, I'm sure they need no introduction. Yes
indeed, Corey Honkonen (right) and Allen Jervey (left) are a
great asset to REUTECH's overspending department. These two fine
fellows declined to have their houses photographed due to the
large number of nuclear weapons they harbor for china there-in.
It is simply amazing that these two have the ability to work for
REUTECH while at the same time, they have their own companies.
Mr. Honkonen's SPLITMIND, and Mr. Jervey's Wicked big Lobstah
corporation.

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The top and bottom
photos seen here are of REUTECH's personal trainer with his vast
cliental. The middle photo is REUTECH's spy staff seen here in a
training exersize. You are not looking at a mirror, but three
well disguised men that look exactly like the camera men who shot
this photo. It's amazing what these men can do!

The photo below is the
single computer disk used by all members of REUTECH. We here at
REUTECH believe in not wasting anything, hense the use of the
single disk for the thousands of employees REUTECH currently has.

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REUTECH INCORPORATED: MAKING LIFE ABOUT THE SAME

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From the top, is REUTECH's paper
boy who was woken up by the president himself due to being
exactly 37 seconds late. The president now jokes that it was
actually the paper boy's day off. The middle picture is the
second of the only two known pictures of REUTECH. he is seen here
with REUTECH's personal trainer he affectionately refers to as
"CUDDLES". The bottom photo is of REUTECH's best
hitmen. These men are paid lots of money to hit one random person
in the face every day. thay are currently estimated to be worth
about 67 billion dollars.

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